people who randomly decide to compliment you are so important
the best prank to pull on someone
is to go
“omfg dude….someone told me that they think you look like an owl…”
bc they’ll get SO offended they’ll be like wtf no I don’t look like an owl who the fuck said this
then ur like “idk just someone said it”
and they’re like
and ur like…hoo hoo…lmao
'It’s all about wearing whatever makes you feel the most badass'.
HAPPENING NOW (9.26.14): And in an instance, mayhem. The police attacked protesters without warning or clear provocation, mind you, WHILE the police chief was out chatting/marching with them. More to come tonight. Stay woke. #farfromover (PT I)
cut off one head,
t w o more shall grow in its place.
then i guess we’ll keep cutting them off.
Nicole Richie taught me how to be a friend
OK SOME REALLY SERIOUS SHIT IS HAPPENING IN NORTH KOREA
According to South Korean newspapers, last week the North Korean government PUBLICLY EXECUTED 80 people in 7 cities for watching South Korean/Western shows, movies, and videos, “pornography,” or possessing a Bible.
Apparently people’s attitudes and conformance are changing SO THIS IS HOW THE GOVERNMENT IS TRYING TO SUPPRESS DISOBEDIENCE
They allegedly herded 10,000 innocent civilians into a stadium where they were FORCED TO WATCH THE EXECUTIONS BY MACHINE GUN FIRE
THIS IS HONESTLY SOME HUNGER GAMES SHIT HAPPENING IN REAL LIFE RIGHT NOW
oh my god